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The Obamas’s Dog
Bernie says the Obama family’s getting a Portuguese water dog. Great idea! I met one once. This was the time Bernie and I went to San Diego on a case. I surfed! But maybe I’ll get into that later. The...
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White House
What’s this? Bernie says some people don’t think the Obamas should get a Portuguese water dog on account of they’re too rambunctious. Rambunctious – that’s a new one on me. Maybe something to do with...
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Obamas’s Dog 2
What was I going to post about? The Obamas’s dog, right? Bernie says they still haven’t got him. What’s going on? I thought it was all set – a Portuguese water dog – great choice, isn’t there a good...
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A Good Day
All days are pretty good to my way of thinking, but Bernie says there’s lots of nice news today. First, he’s real happy about Captain Phillips and the Navy. Bernie fought in the Army – there’s stuff...
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Talking Politics
Bernie’s doing whatever he does on the computer. He glances up and says, “Looks like Obama’s going to have trouble with the Blue Dogs.” Whoa. Stop right there. Blue dogs? There’s Mitzy, a poodle over...
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April Fools
“Chet could do a post but say there’s no post,” Spence says. “Or not do a post and say there is one,” says Admin. “Or we could just leave a blank space,” says Spence. “Or take down the whole thing,”...
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Everything Explained
“Please explain America to me,” says Mr. Singh. We’re at his pawn shop, but this time – a real first – we’re not pawning Bernie’s grandfather’s watch, our most valuable possession. In fact, we’re not...
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State Of The Union (Revised)
Bernie and I are out on the patio, the moon low in the sky. “Did you know the moon stabilizes the earth’s axis?” Bernie says. I did not. And there are lots of other things about that question I don’t...
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From Our White House Correspondent
Flash: Sunny joins Bo at the White House! Everything will go smoothly from here on in. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bo-obama-playmate-obamas-adopt-dog-article-1.1431320 Welcome Max, Caper.
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Tail of Vengeance
“I understand President Obama will be announcing this later today,” Admin says, “but is is true that the new e-short story, coming July 8, will no longer be called The Teitelbaum Divorce?” “Correct,”...
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